God and the Environmentalists

God and the Environmentalists
IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH...
He was then faced with a class action lawsuit for failing to file an environmental impact statement from HEPA (Heavenly Environmental Protection Agency), an angelically staffed agency dedicated to keeping the universe pollution free.

God was granted a temporary permit for the heavenly portion of the project, but was issued a cease and desist order on the earthly portion of the project, pending further investigation by HEPA. Upon completion of His construction permit and environmental impact statement, God appeared before HEPA council to answer some questions. When asked why He began these projects in the first place, He simply replied that He liked to be creative. This was not considered an adequate reason and He was required to substantiate this further.

HEPA was unable to see any practical use for earth anyway, since "the earth was void and empty and darkness was on the face of the deep." Then God said, "Let there be Light."

He should never have brought up this point, since one member of the Council was active in the Sierrangel Club and immediately protested, asking how the Light was to be made. Would there be strip mining? Air Pollution? God explained that the Light would come from a huge ball of fire.

Nobody on the council really understood this, but it was provisionally accepted, assuming 1) that there would be no smog or smoke resulting from the burning; 2) a separate burning permit would be required; and 3) since continuous light would be a waste of energy, it should be dark half of the time. So God agreed to divide the Light and the Darkness and He would call the Light Day and the Darkness Night. (The Council expressed no interest in in-house semantics.)

When asked how the earth would be covered, God said, "Let there be firmament made amidst the waters; and let it divide the waters from the waters." One ecologically radical Council member accused Him of double talk, but the Council tabled action since God would have to first file for a permit from the ABLM (Angelic Bureau of Land Management) and further would be required to
obtain water permits from the appropriate agencies involved.

The council asked if there would only be water and firmament, and God said, "Let the earth bring forth the green herb, and such as may seed, and the fruit tree yielding after its own kind, which may have seen itself upon the earth." The Council agreed as long as native seed would be used. About future development God also said, "Let the waters bring forth the creeping creature having life, and the fowl that may fly over the earth." Here again, the Council took no formal action since this would require approval of the Fish and Game Commission coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audobonangelic Society.

It then appeared the everything was in order until God stated that He wanted to complete the project in six days. At this time He was advised by the Council that his timing was was completely out of the question...HEPA would require a minimum of 180 days to review the application and environmental impact statement, and then there would be public hearings. It would take 10 to 12 months before a permit would be granted.

God said, "To Hell with it!"

‎12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

‎12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give them this list. Then they can pick a reason from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil company's profits of 4% on a... gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution as they see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe organization who would never get their agenda past the voters.

10.. I voted Democrat because I think that it is better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view

New Rant

It's NOT that Barack Hussein Obama is NOT intelligent (capable of learning). It's that like virtually everyone whose ideology is something other than the ideology embraced by our framers he is an ideologue whose IDEOLOGY causes him to pan and ignore truths that conflict with his own disparate, radical ideology. Obama is a near implacable disciple of Critical Race Theory (Derrick Bell), anti-colo...nialism (Frantz Fanon), Hyper-Keynesianism (Paul Krugman), and Anti-Life FemiNazism (Valerie Jarret, Cecile Richards of Planned Parenthood, Nancy Pelosi, et al).

His worldview and belief system, far from embracing our Judeo-Christian Heritage, Constitional Liberty and limited governemnt, free markets, and Independence wherein all men are created equal and endowed with certain unalienable rights to LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUITE OF HAPPINESS, Obama embraces the ideas of Liberation Theology (Rev. Jeremiah Wright, James Cone), Utopian Statism (an amalgam of Marxist Socialism and government as god), CRT (White Supremacy must be combatted by a race-based Minority Supremacy), Apology Nationalism (apologizing to our international enemies and those who hate us while panning our allies and freinds whose ideologies are MOST LIKE our framers'), Communistic Capitalism (not unlike Communist China's State run Capitalism), and Dependence-creation vis-a-vis "spreading the wealth around," to wit: wealth confiscation from those who create it followed by redistribution to those who do not and demand government entitlements in exchange for their votes, whose numbers are increasingly precipitously.

Obama either can not or more likely, REFUSES to try to understand what Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Rep. Ron Paul, Budget Chairman Paul Ryan, Adam Smith, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Madison, Frederic Bastiat, John Locke, Montesquieu, President Washingtion, President Reagan, the TEA Party, and Pro-Lifers have been trying to teach him.

There is NOTHING more dangerous than an unteachable, implacable, ideologically anti-American President.

Do NOT give him another four years to complete his anti-American mission!